April 2012
28 posts
Apr 30th
team-mittry: If Mitt Romney and Barack Obama were cats, Barack would be the one who purrs constantly, is always in your lap, and sometimes darts between your feet when you’re walking on purpose to trip you up. Mitt would be the one who disconcertingly stairs at you from the top of the book case, hisses at you when you go to pet him, and always manages to fall off of counters or ledges into...
Apr 29th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 19th
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why do my hands smell like pickles this is very interesting
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Apr 11th
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Apr 11th
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Apr 9th
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Apr 9th
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Apr 4th
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Apr 2nd
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holmes-comma-sherlock: ihopericksantorum: I hope Rick Santorum wins the Mega Millions and loses the ticket. And then Barack Obama walks out of a coffee shop and finds that ticket on the ground.
Apr 1st
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ihopericksantorum: i hope rick santorum goes to a club at the jersey shore and ends up having sex with the situation
Apr 1st
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Apr 1st
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Apr 1st
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chutneylovebiscuit: Rick Santorum is straight. loljk April Fools’
Apr 1st
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