April 2012
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March 2012
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aw i wanna read rick perry’s book and it’s only $9 on amazon but i keep forgetting to ask my mom to order it for me wah
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i have the best idea for a club at my school
the league of classy individuals
we would meet once a week in classy attire and have discussions about things that are classy in nature
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“I like Mitt Romney as much as one really good-looking man can like another...”
– Rick Perry
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doctoremzversusthepatriots:
rick could feel the other man’s arousal pressing into his thigh as he was pushed back into the wall
“who am i?” mitt whispered sexily in his ear
“m-my mormon stallion”
lawd humphrey bogart is one attractive son of a bitch
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i’m so TIRED wah
team-mittry:
lesliecrusher:
just btw fanfic writers “creamy success” is never going to be a good synonym for semen
“Give me your creamy success,” Rick panted.
And Mitt did, and lo, it was good.
demoncolbert:
just a city boy
born and raised in south detroit
he took the midnight train goin anywhere
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tete-pownshend:
guys
guys
guYS
GUYS
team-mittry:
santorama:
I bet Gingrich was also cute when he was younger let’s have a loo—
oh
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right when i thought i was getting over this guy
he just makes me fall in love with him all over again
aw man
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it looks like i’m going to the college literally across the street from my high school
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i watched three movies today
1. tinker tailor soldier spy, which i thought was very interesting and well put together and the score is just awesome
2. the descendants, in which george clooney gives the performance of his career tbh but other than that overall kind of disappointing
3. the artist for the fifth time!!!!! which was obviously fucking great oh my jesus
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i got accepted to my first college today, cuny hunter
i’m really happy even though i really don’t want to go there
at all
but hey it’s actually a pretty damn decent college and my grades haven’t been the best lately so i’m definitely surprised omg
